Wednesday, June 20, 2007

How to save the airlines!

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell!

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Right??

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Someone e~mailed this to me today ... I thought it was hysterical. Uh, not so sure if Bill Clinton really said this ... but it's funny ... I could see him saying something like this... hee hee!

21 comments:

David said...

ROFL!!! That was sooo hilarious! I am glad you posted it for all of us!!

Scary thing is, it might work!

Terry said...

That was so funny!!!

Paul Champagne said...

Leave it to Bill to come up with such a great idea ... but did Hillary approve it?

carmachu said...

Uhm, there is only one plroblem with the plan.

Muslims are only afraid of naked females in their own culture. They go to other countries like england to get their freak on and violate their rules.

PLus they consider uncovered females uncovered meat and are responsible for assualts on themselves...its their own fault.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20646437-601,00.html

Nice try though

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

Hum.... you know Carm ...
you are probably right ...

I do recall hearing something about a couple of those 9/11 terrorists coming to Las Vegas ...

can't remember though if they went to the strip clubs?? I think they did??

Hum... maybe that won't work then.
Or the strippers would have to be Muslim, too.

RWA said...

OK, that was funny when I thought you had written it - and the Bill Clinton part made it even funnier!

Dan said...

Hilarious!

Dorky Dad said...

I highly doubt that he said it, but it is funny ... and it just ... might ... work!

Dan said...

Just make the seats out of pork ;D

carmachu said...

yes darling, tyehy went to bars and strip clubs before doing their deeds....

Queen of the Mayhem said...

That is really funny.....the man just makes sense....at least when it comes to naked women. Work to your strengths, I always say! (hee-hee)

I'm_Inspired said...

Terri,

Another idea! For your next post, you could post all the comments made by your readers! (lol) (not everyone reads the comments!)

Now, wouldn't this be just too, too funny?....and, maybe not! I've got a weird sense of humor sometimes and, it usually backfires.

Oh well, made fodder for a comment anyway!

Cory said...

I LOVE THAT! I think it really is a wonderful idea.

Mike M said...

This is funny as he!! !!!!!!!

GoofyJ said...

lol! That was too funny. :)

weatherchazer said...

LMAO!!:) I really needed that!

Slackermommy said...

That's great! Who are these people who sit around and make this stuff up?

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

I really thought you were the one that wrote this until I got to the very end! And I was all ready to talk you out of the idea... cuz the rest of us on the plane would have to watch whether or not we wanted to! ICK!

Great post... even if it wasn't your idea.

d. chedwick bryant said...

Strippers are way nicer and more polite than those flying waitresses they employ now.

crabby old man said...

At my age instead of a stripper. I rather have a talking frog.

Lainey-Paney said...

okay. I was reading that, thinking, "surely she doesn't really feel this way!"...then I saw Bill Clinton at the end...oh, it was funny!